How Well Do You Know Lee A. Gautreaux?
Since the quiz function on Facebook really stinks and only allows 25 questions per quiz, I decided to repost it here on my website:
1) How many siblings does Lee have? a) 3 b) 2 c) 1 d) 0 2) What is Lee's middle name? a) Lavender b) Louise c) Ferdinand d) Anthony 3) From which university did Lee get his undergraduate degree? a) M.I.T. b) Cal Tech c) Blinn College d) USL 4) From which high school did Lee graduate? a) Vanderbilt High School b) Clifton L. Ganus High School c) Southdown Elementry d) South Terrebonne High School 5) What is Lee's father's name? a) Mortimer b) Sanjay c) Donna d) Wilton 6) What is Lee's mother's name? a) Ingred b) Yolanda c) Chas d) Bonnie 7) In which month was Lee born? a) March b) January c) Febtober d) September 8) What is Lee's favorite Mexican restaurant? a) China Palace b) Osaka c) Golden Dragon d) La Casa del Sol 9) In what field did Lee receive his undergraduate degree? a) British Literature b) Philosophy c) Bridge Tending d) Mechanical Engineering 10) What is Lee's favorite color? a) mauve b) tope c) courdoroy d) green 11) Which of the following are names of Lee's children? a) Tessa b) Justin c) Joshua d) All of the above 12) What is Lee's wife's name? a) Fionna b) Brianna c) Helga d) Courtney 13) What is the name of Lee's current employer? a) Super Cuts b) Planned Parenthood c) Domino's Pizza d) AT&T 14) What is Lee's favorite vegetable? a) pears b) liver c) Stephen Hawking d) carrots 15) What did Lee name his bicycle when he was 13 years old? a) Fuzz Pucket b) The Whole Enchilada c) Homo Erectus d) Trigger 16) What is Lee's favorite band? a) Kajagoogoo b) U2 c) The Dixie Chicks d) KISS 17) Who is Lee's favorite president? a) Bill Clinton b) Jimmy Carter c) Grover Cleveland d) Ronald Reagan 18) What is Lee's pet's name? a) Fideaux b) Cerebrus c) Stains d) Bunnie Pecan 19) What is Lee's favorite muscle car? a) Ford Focus b) Chevy Volt c) Toyota Prius d) 1969 Plymouth Road Runner with 383 Magnum engine 20) What kind of vehicle does Lee currently drive? a) Ferrari 308 b) Porche 928 c) Harley Davidson Soft Tail d) Dodge Dakota pickup 21) What is Lee's religion? a) Hindu b) Buddist c) Boron d) Christian (with Catholic baggage) 22) In which city does Lee currently reside? a) Helsinki, Finland b) Long Island, NY c) East Canadaville, VT d) Houma, LA 23) Which of the following people does Lee consider an absolute idiot? a) Al Gore b) Barrack Obama c) Hilary Clinton d) All of the above 24) If you were to walk into Lee's house without knocking, what would you see? a) Lee playing the Wii b) Lee knitting a scarf c) Lee watching The View d) more of Lee than you probably wanted to..... 25) How many pairs of shoes does Lee own? a) 4196 b) 51345 c) 711992 d) 3 26) What is Lee's smoking preference? a) Yes, three pack a day habit b) Occasionally, when stressed c) Skoal Bandit! d) NOT IN A BILLION YEARS! 27) What is Lee's favorite railroad? a) Norfolk & Western b) New York & New Haven c) Southern Pacific d) Abercrombie & Fitch 28) What is Lee's nickname? a) Bonzo b) Bono c) Bozo d) The RailGoat 29) Which of the following people does Lee consider very intellegent? a) Rush Limbaugh b) Albert Einstein c) Lee A. Gautreaux d) All of the above 30) Does Lee like to eat liver? a) No b) NO WAY! c) NO WAY, JOSE! d) All of the above 31) What is Lee's favorite movie? a) Ishtar b) Dune c) Fahrenheit 911 d) Smokey and the Bandit 32) Where does Lee vacation every summer? a) Bolivia b) Moscow c) Fargo, ND d) Orange Beach, AL 33) What is Lee's sense of humor like? a) None, does not joke b) Occasional pun c) Very serious all the time d) Dry as the Sahara Desert! 34) What is Lee's favorite holiday? a) Arbor Day b) Kwanza c) Al Gore's birthday d) Independance Day 35) Which of the following television shows does Lee like? a) Big Bang Theory b) That Metal Show c) Spongebob Squarepants d) All of the above 36) Which of the following video games does Lee like to play? a) Galaga b) Space Invaders c) Microsoft Train Simulator d) All of the above 37) Which of the following organizations has Lee been kicked out of? a) Daughters of the Conferderacy b) AFL/CIO c) Al Gore Fan Club d) National Honor Society 38) Which of the following countries has Lee been to? a) Mexico b) Trinidad and Tobago c) United States d) All of the above 39) Which of the following states has Lee NEVER been to? a) Lousiana b) Georgia c) Texas d) New Hampshire 40) Which of the following books has Lee NOT read? a) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire b) Twelve Years a Slave c) Go, Dog, Go! d) None of the above 41) In which church was Lee married? a) St. Louis Cathedral b) Salt Lake Temple c) St. Peter's Basilica d) Holy Rosary 42) What is Lee's favorite fruit? a) cabbage b) liver c) Nancy Polosi (D-CA) d) pears 43) Which language does Lee primarily speak? a) FORTRAN b) Farsi c) Klingon d) English 44) What color are Lee's eyes? a) purple b) orange c) mauve d) brown 45) Where was Lee's 40th birthday party held? a) Vatican City b) Amsterdam c) The Moon d) Austin, TX 46) How many times has Lee been arrested for DUI? a) 2 b) 637 c) 1066 d) 0 47) Who is Lee's LEAST favorite Beatle? a) Stu Sutcliffe b) Pete Best c) Chas Newby d) John Lennon 48) What would Lee rather do than fly in an airplane? a) get a root canal b) fight with a pitt bull c) chew off his own foot d) All of the above 49) How long did Lee wear braces? a) 9.1 milliseconds b) 1389 years c) 4 minutes d) 5 years 50) Which of the following is Lee's favorite Stooge? a) Mo b) Larry c) Al Gore d) Curly 51) Which of the following has Lee operated? a) Crawler crane b) Bulldozer c) Diesel-electric locomotive d) All of the above 52) How many people named Vina does Lee know? a) 1111 b) 302775 c) 491865012 d) 1 53) How many digits does Lee's Social Security Number have? a) 207 b) 2 c) 98.6 d) 9 54) Which of the following words best describes Lee? a) obtuse b) strange c) different d) All of the above 55) Which of the following has Lee worn in public? a) Tabasco tie b) tight green gym shorts c) parachute pants d) All of the above 56) What does Lee collect? a) Matchbox cars (1960's era) b) model trains (HO scale) c) strange looks from most people d) All of the above 57) What is Lee's favorite bridge? a) London Bridge b) Brooklyn Bridge c) Holland Tunnel d) Huey P. Long Bridge 58) How many testicles does Lee have? a) 39 b) 807 c) 13151131 d) 2 59) Who was the best man at Lee's wedding? a) Irving Azoff b) Pope Pius LXIX c) Pee Wee Herman d) Bill Klope 60) Which sports has Lee played professionally? a) Ice Hockey b) Australian Rules Football c) Shuffleboard d) None of the above 61) In which Olympic event does Lee hold a bronze medal? a) javelin b) couples figure skating c) the luge d) None of the above 62) Which of the following inventions does Lee hold a US patent for? a) light bulb b) the wheel c) tampon d) None of the above 63) Which of the following phrases can Lee not stand? a) speaker Polosi b) carbon footprint c) an historic d) All of the above 64) How tall is Lee? a) 11.2 cm b) 15' 3-1/8" c) 402,915 miles d) 6 ft 65) Why does Lee no longer get the Times Picayune delivered to his home? a) too few articles on Herve' Villechaize b) obvious conservative bias c) he can't read d) his bird died 66) In which year did Lee graduate high school? a) 2112 b) 1066 c) he did not graduate d) 1984 67) Which of the following carnival crewes is Lee a member? a) Houmas b) Aphrodite c) Chlamydia d) None of the above 68) At which hospital was Lee born? a) The Mayo Clinic b) The Mustard Clinic c) The Ketchup Clinic d) Terrebonne General 69) Where was Lee when he heard that the space shuttle Challenger blew up? a) Getting a face lift b) Hilary Clinton's birthday party c) Receiving Nobel Peace Prize d) Physics class 70) Which fast food restaurant will Lee NOT eat at? a) In-N-Out Burger b) Backyard Burger c) Hardee's d) McDonald's 71) Which of the following words does Lee know the meaning of? a) googolplex b) smsku c) felch d) All of the above 72) On which television show has Lee appeared? a) Meet the Press b) America's Funniest Dismemberments c) Days of Our Lives (season 12, episode 4; pizza delivery boy) d) Varsity Quiz Bowl 73) What is the name of Lee's band? a) The Dingleberries b) The East Canadaville All Star Show Band c) Felonious Punk d) JJGotrox 74) How many kidneys does Lee have? a) 5 b) 17 c) 0 d) 2 75) What color is Lee's hair? a) mauve b) strawberry blonde c) clear d) black 76) What is Lee's favorite home appliance? a) bone saw b) crow bar c) speculum d) waffle iron 77) What is Lee's favorite power tool? a) Phillips head screw driver b) 7/16" box end wrench c) vice grip pliers d) radial arm saw 78) How many times has Lee been elected governor of the state of Indiana? a) 2 b) 19 c) 49919 d) 0 79) Which of the following does Lee consider vastly more qualified to run the United States of America than Barrack 0bama? a) Spongebob Squarepants b) fifty-seven metric tons of cow manure c) a used tampon d) All of the above 80) Which of the following is Lee's favorite day of the week? a) February b) November c) yesterday d) Tuesday 81) Which of the following is Lee's favorite punctuation mark? a) 4 b) w c) M d) ( 82) At which of the following restaurants has Lee overeaten this year? a) 2Amigo's b) Ryan's c) Golden Corrall d) All of the above 83) What did Lee sell when he worked at Dillard's? a) lingerie b) better dresses c) Beanie Babies d) electronics 84) What is Lee's favorite Cajun surname? a) Smith b) Polosi c) Squarepants d) Gautreaux 85) What did Lee name his Reliant K-Car? a) the cheeze wagon b) the new popemobile c) the death trap d) Gorby 86) Which of the following has Lee shot? a) grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) b) African elephant (Loxodonta africana) c) bull moose (Alces alces) d) Coke can (Cannus Cocacolus) 87) Which of the following news networks does Lee trust? a) NBC b) CNN c) CBS d) FOX 88) Who does Lee consider the most beautiful woman who has ever lived? a) Farrah Fawcett b) Marylin Monroe c) Cindy Crawford d) Courtney Gautreaux 89) How many times has Lee played golf with the Pope in the last 6 months? a) 3 b) 2 c) 1 d) 0 90) What is the possibility that Lee will ever adopt another child? a) likely b) considering c) it could happen d) None of the above 91) What is Lee's favorite Flintstone's Chewable Vitamin? a) Spongebob b) Hagrid c) Cher d) Fred 92) With which company did Lee unseccessfully interview for a job in late 1991? a) Ringling Brothers b) MSNBC c) McDonald's d) Babcock and Wilcox 93) What does Lee like to sprinkle over his spaghetti? a) pure cane sugar b) mayonaise c) finely ground asbestos d) parmesan cheese 94) Lee got into trouble in high scool for attending a concert by which band? a) Iron Maiden b) KISS c) AC/DC d) The Beach Boys 95) Which of the following does Lee have a tatoo of on his back? a) phone number of local Papa John's Pizza b) a naked lady c) a naked man d) None of the above 96) Which Rocky movie is Lee's favorite? a) 19 b) 239 c) 98462 d) 1 97) Which of the following publications does Lee consider to be a more trustworthy news outlet than the NY Times? a) Mad Magazine b) Hustler c) Sears Catalog d) All of the above 98) What did Lee have in his backyard for over ten years? a) a 4 kiloton nuclear warhead b) The Mona Lisa c) a 50' tall marble statue of himself d) a train 99) Which of the following does Lee NOT like to put on ice cream? a) hot fudge b) whipped cream c) marachino cherries d) cigarette butts 100) What is Lee's favorite antibiotic? a) ringer's lactate b) epinephrine c) ethylene glycol d) amoxycillin
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